i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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