I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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