hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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