there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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