Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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