All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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