So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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