I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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