This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
this will be a night to untag.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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