i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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