didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
someone owes me an orgasm
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Randomize