Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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