she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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