remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I'm really busy with my period
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