Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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