just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
How does one acquire holy water?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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