nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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