i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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