I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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