Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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