Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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