This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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