There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
