i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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