my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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