I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
