Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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