why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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