I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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