do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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