question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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