Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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