I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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