oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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