I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
My Higher Power is John Stamos
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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