plz talk dirty to me
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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