Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize