matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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