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Puke
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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