at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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