therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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