I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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Oh Jesus.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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