Me too!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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