hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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