Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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