I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
This is my gift to your gina
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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