apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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