just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Shame is for Republicans.
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