and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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