What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I am spending my child support on dildos
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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