The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
