you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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