it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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